Morrissey IS funny

You often hear people complaining about how miserable and bitter Morrissey is, and that he has no sence of humor. I just can't understand that. Those people don't know much for sure. In fact, Morrissey is one of the most funniest people I know. He is always very witty and amusing in interviews and also in his lyrics. There is a line from the song King Leer that always make me smile. It goes Your boyfriend he went down on one knee, well could it be he's only got one knee? I was really surprised when I saw that this song ended up at #19 on some "worst lyrics"-chart. I think it's hilarious. Well, I don't laugh out loud when I hear it but I still think it's a brilliant line.

Other funny lyrics by Morrissey:

But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye - Still ill

She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano" - The Queen is dead

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say : "Oh ! Would you like to marry me ? "And if you like you can buy the ring" She doesn't care about anything Would you like to marry me ?And if you like you can buy the ring I don't dream about anyone - except myself ! - William it was really nothing

All I ask of you is one thing that you never do. Would you put your arms around me ? (I won't tell anyone) - Tomorrow